this is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
Faith and Family Values
This is a real thing. Also, I love the ad for blackfriendconnect on the right. While you’re spewing faith-based garbage and hate, why not try to convince everyone you aren’t the racist ass hole you come off as being. This shit is funny.
I want this on my blog because I think it is important. If you have any problems with this, message me.
I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.
Anonymous said: Can we have a picture of you???
Privately I will.
The Wonderful Mitch Hedberg
This man was the king of one liners
A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight.
He is not the hero this town wants, but he is the hero that this town deserves.
oh my god
this is amazing.
The Texas GOP has officially endorsed reparative gay therapy. Click here for more from The Daily Show.
two of the greats. i was born in the wrong generation haha.
What every man should aspire to.
so, people keep asking who miranda gunner is, and i’m going to fucking tell you
you might recognize her name from the post going around with all her “funny” facebook statuses where she’s just a rude cunt to people in the comments. hilarious.
in any case, this girl constantly bullies people, tells them to kill themselves, threatens them, etc. (as shown here)
she’s homophobic, racist, and just generally a fucking awful person
she is personally responsible for the suicide of a girl in my city, bullied her and harassed her and convinced others to do the same until she fucking took her own life
i just want y’all to be fucking aware before you call her “funny” or whatever for that post of her statuses floating around
btw, her tumblr url is highmiranda
just putting this here so you all know the truth.
I reblog this simply because any bullying, no matter who is doing it and who it is directed at, is INEXCUSABLE!!! I would love to bring this little cunt down a few pegs (not through violence, of course) but give her a taste of her own medicine. I will not tolerate bullying of any kind. It makes my blood boil.
Sometimes I want to be held down and fucked hard but then other times I just want to be cuddled in a warm bed
Did I really just ignore a call from work because I was too busy masturbating to answer?
Yes. Yes I did. #priorities
I look so cute in my short shorts and glasses omg who woulda thought this was the best combo ever!!!