I want this to be real so bad.
me on a regular basis.
touching yourself after a long vacation
I can’t breathe Omfg 😂😂😂😂😂
Greatest thing I have ever seen.
|Television:||In the criminal justice system--|
|Me:||SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN|
Faith and Family Values
This is a real thing. Also, I love the ad for blackfriendconnect on the right. While you’re spewing faith-based garbage and hate, why not try to convince everyone you aren’t the racist ass hole you come off as being. This shit is funny.
I want this on my blog because I think it is important. If you have any problems with this, message me.
I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.
Anonymous said: Can we have a picture of you???
Privately I will.
The Wonderful Mitch Hedberg
This man was the king of one liners
A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight.
He is not the hero this town wants, but he is the hero that this town deserves.
oh my god
this is amazing.
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