October 14, 2014

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October 9, 2014

(Source: spookyblackman, via ruinedchildhood)

October 8, 2014
swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

(via war-yet-won)

October 8, 2014
bamalam31:

That shit was funny teach!

bamalam31:

That shit was funny teach!

October 3, 2014
ignitionremix:

I’m crying

ignitionremix:

I’m crying

(via ruinedchildhood)

October 3, 2014

(Source: arturobrody, via throughoutthislifeilive)

September 27, 2014
"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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September 26, 2014

dinosaurinateacup:

inmybellie:

mediamattersforamerica:

A Fox host says that Michelle Obama is too fat to be credible on nutrition: "How well could she be eating? She needs to drop a few."

And people wonder why women obsess over their weight, rather than focusing on actual nutrition. The sad reality:

U.S. women already put too much pressure on themselves over size. We don’t need irresponsible media outlets like Fox to worsen that mindset.

are you fucking kidding me Michelle Obama is literally in women’s magazines for her arms

The fact that 6 year olds are unhappy with their weight really upsets me. Fucks sake, they’re meant to be running about and pissing everyone off because they’re loud and making a mess. The only time they should be unhappy is when they skin their knees in the damned playground

September 24, 2014

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September 23, 2014

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September 11, 2014
I want this to be real so bad.

I want this to be real so bad.

(Source: theconqueringfool, via ruinedchildhood)

August 18, 2014
me on a regular basis.

me on a regular basis.

(Source: kitschykant)

August 18, 2014

w4termel0nprincess:

therealhamster:

touching yourself after a long vacation

image

I can’t breathe Omfg 😂😂😂😂😂

Greatest thing I have ever seen.

(via w4termel0nprincess-deactivated2)

August 16, 2014
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
August 5, 2014

sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

(via loveshismistress)

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