August 18, 2014
me on a regular basis.

me on a regular basis.

(Source: kitschykant)

August 18, 2014

w4termel0nprincess:

therealhamster:

touching yourself after a long vacation

image

I canโ€™t breathe Omfg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Greatest thing I have ever seen.

August 16, 2014
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
August 5, 2014

sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

(via loveshismistress)

July 27, 2014

this is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

(Source: octoberblood, via 3decadestoolate)

July 26, 2014
Stop Masturbation Now

This is a real thing. Also, I love the ad for blackfriendconnect on the right. While you’re spewing faith-based garbage and hate, why not try to convince everyone you aren’t the racist ass hole you come off as being. This shit is funny.

July 26, 2014
imperfectlyxo:

I want this on my blog because I think it is important. If you have any problems with this, message me.

imperfectlyxo:

I want this on my blog because I think it is important. If you have any problems with this, message me.

(Source: dozing, via fancyfox-featheredvixen)

July 24, 2014

parisjemm:

I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.

:)

(via sex)

July 16, 2014

Anonymous said: Can we have a picture of you???

Privately I will.

8:01pm
Filed under: picture anon ask me self 
July 13, 2014

thefilthyunicorn:

middleclassreject:

halfscoop:

The Wonderful Mitch Hedberg

This man was the king of one linersย 

love

(via sketchmyselfskinny)

July 8, 2014

greatest show of all time.

(Source: 2000ish, via ruinedchildhood)

July 7, 2014
kitten-xx:

bobbyhoying:

A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight. 

He is not the hero this town wants, but he is the hero that this town deserves.

kitten-xx:

bobbyhoying:

A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight.ย 

He is not the hero this town wants, but he is the hero that this town deserves.

(Source: nu-et-compagnie, via kittensandkinks)

June 24, 2014
julia—-marie:

oh my god

this is amazing.

julia—-marie:

oh my god

this is amazing.

June 18, 2014

comedycentral:

The Texas GOP has officially endorsed reparative gay therapy. Click here for more from The Daily Show.

June 11, 2014
two of the greats. i was born in the wrong generation haha.

two of the greats. i was born in the wrong generation haha.

(Source: sloitdown)

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